Lil Bunnies

5,000 records sold, a European tour, and they don't even know how to change guitar strings. Stoopid Sacramento.

bad:
bad

the good one:
the good one

another bad one:
another bad one

Don't buy any of the records and especially not the LP. These chumps claim to fame is being #1 selling Alternative Single in Rolling Stone about a zillion years ago (check out the issue with the X-Files chumps nekkid on the bed May 16, 1996) and getting kicked off the stage at Gilman after a song and half (that's under 3 minutes -- a BRAND FUCKING NEW WORLD RECORD!!!):

1997 feb  1 sat The Stitches, The Workin' Stiffs, Lil' Bunnies, Lowdowns,
       Reducers at 924 Gilman a/a $5 8pm *** @ (5pm meeting)


mrr
Putting chump back in punk. There's a couple videotapes of the show, but I don't know how to get ahold of any copies. The next dumbest thing is recording an album for some eye-talian and then touring Europe. Yeah, about 7 live shows total in the USA!, not one over 12 minutes, overseas in October 1999: Italy, Vienna (home of The Vienna Sausage), Slovenia, Germany, Austria and that other godforsaken place where your mom is from.

So far Europe looks like this:
Buy lederhosen
10/26 fly into Frankfort, eat hot dogs.
10/27 Nuremburg, go on trial.
10/28 Vienna. Sausages!
10/29 Ilirska Bistrica, Sovenia. Sprenken ze Umklnplnln?
10/30 Milan. Look at those ta ta's!
10/31 Italy....
11/1 Italy
11/2 italia
11/3 wopland
11/4 dagoda
11/5 ??? Must be your moms
11/6 Stutgartt. not yet confirmed

pabst blue ribbon

vomit launch

hop and die

dead monkey

Stupid link to stupid Jerk-Off Limey Site from Wrench Records with stupid stuff like some stupid pictures and stupid newspaper articles and a stupid song. Oh, and most of this stuff is ripped off from that site so you won't see nothing new.

 

Releases:

Night of the Lepus tape (Moo-La-La, 1994, 1997)
--- sounds like crap, 1st live show, ended in carrot fight
Lil Bunnies Self-Titled (always titled with random swearing) ep (Moo-La-La, 1995)
--- the only decent record. The one that sold the most
Unabunnie ep (Wrench, 1996)
--- crappy
(Get Outta My) Bunnie Hole/Be Kind to the Animals 45 (Wrench, 1998)
--- complete crap. Loses in comparison to Cut The Crap by the Clash. Badly.
Some stupid fuckin' lp. (Rockin Bones records out of Eye-talia. 2001.)
--man, this is the worst. Really, it's way way way worse than Cut the Crap.

Reviews:

Revolver say: from the revolver new release list (note the wholesale price too): LIL' BUNNIES "Fifty Children's Favorites" (Rockin' Bones-RON 033) LP $ 9.35 ***Sacramento's late, lamented version of the Electric Eels (they needed it) promote this record as "The Worst Album of All Time." Surely you remember their excellent singles and the time they hijacked a float at Sacto's Easter Day parade.

The "excellent singles" is shit too. First one good, all the others suck.

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Some Krauts say: Lil• Bunnies-50 children•s favourite LP 20,00 DM RON033 Rockin• Bones/I WOW!!! The worst record of all time!!! Absolutely idiot!!! Demented punk!!! Fake Eastern bunny cover!!! TRACKLIST: (sorry, no tracklist÷ the band told me that you can call the songs as you prefer!!!)

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Nataly Havok. Rick gave me a neat 7" by a band called Lil Bunnies the record is called "UnaBunnie" he says its a really bad record, but he got it for me cause he knows i like bunnies. how sweet.hehe. Last wednesday was our one week anna-ver-sary, he actually remembered instead of me! Yeah i hope this lasts...You cant begin to imagine how incredibly happy i am. I know people hate hearing about other peoples little relation ships, i know i hated when my friend would talk about her boyfriend..its like she wouldnt shut up! But i love him..alot..and i'll feel really stupid if within a week we we're to break up, that's part of the reason why i never say those three little words, every letter.. every word carries so much feeling and emotion. That's what makes it so difficult to say.. even though i do feel it, i can't bring my self to say it..yet. (on 01-05-2001).

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some fag named David : Lil' Bunnies: they will kill all who don't fallow

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Subterranean Records (home of Flipper): LIL BUNNIES "Bunnie Hole" WRENCH 13-7 7" $4.55 These Sacramento nutcases take the cake. Look people, if you prefer your rock to ROCK, if you want your punk to be played by a buncha PUNKS, if your fi must be LOW, if you want a band that means it when they scream "Get out of my bunnie hole, asshole!" then you may have a chance in hell at surviving this record. Deranged, depraved, delinquent, devastating. (WRENCH)

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Alans (some limey place): LIL BUNNIES (Get Out Of My) Bunny Hole 7" 2.49 Wrench. Hailing from Sacramento,California this is their fourth single in as many years, known more for their outrageous live events getting them banned from almost every venue in the States. Limited to 1000 copies.

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Friends of the Devil Online: LIL BUNNIES 'Bunnyhole' 7" (Wrench) £2.50 / $4 This is my second suffering of Lil Bunnies and they are even more insane than last time round on 'Unabunnie'. Of course, the bunny fixation is still there hinting at some kind of bestial lust (yep, you've read right). The A-side is simply the line "get outta my bunnyhole" repeated ad nauseam above one minutes worth of noisecore. Kinda like the needle getting stuck on a Boredoms record. The stark minimalism is repeated on 'Be Kind To The Animals', but here the band can't be bothered to finish off the song properly so it just cuts off abruptly. Any wonder they got banned from playing Gilman's in San Fran? 6/10

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Night of the Unabunnie (and Other Dark Tales) By Brendan Kelley (Phoenix New Times). Careful with that package--the Lil' Bunnies from Sacramento just issued their Unabunnie EP. It's a nail bomb in vinyl clothing--the bunnieboys lighted the fuse on five nearly unintelligible blasts of mayhem, with multiple spikes of pipe organ thrown in for good measure. Like their album's inspiration, the Unabunnies suffer from a twisted strain of garage genius. The sound quality on this record sucks--roughly approximate to your downstairs neighbors rocking out with a boom box in their bathroom--but it's all part of the underground allure. "Sex Bomb Bunnie (Oh, Yeah)" is the obvious fave, a chaotic shock ride guaranteed to cure your phobia of all things pink and furry. (Wrench Records, BCM Box 4049, London WC1N 3XX, U.K.)

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Hardcore in my Veins (the Swedes): LIL BUNNIES Ů Bunnie hole 7" Rundg¬ng, oljud, 77 stuk, distade gitarrer. 7" (Wrench) 25:-

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Alternative Action (outta Finland): LIL BUNNIES (get out of my) bunnie hole / be kind to the animals Wrench 1998 wrench 13 their 2nd USA ultra noise punk basher $ 3

LIL BUNNIES unabunnie EP (5-songs) Wrench 1996 stunch 8 english release USA noisepoppunk weirdos $ 3

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Spanking Herman Records: LIL BUNNIES - BUNNY HOLE / BE KIND TO THE ANIMALS This isnt just a wall of ungodly noise - its the ceiling and floor as well. Find yourself boxed in with this cacophony though, and you'd rather take your chances with the rabid namesakes of hellish combo. Have I said enough? It's horrible, but you'll grin from beginning to end, if only in sheer disbelief at the extreme expression of the human condition.

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Demderby: Lil' Bunnies. 50 children favourites. too demented for words. 8,68 (in Euros).

Man, what a homo. Too demented for words really means "this record sucks".

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Traffic Violation: LIL' BUNNIES žs/tÓ 7". messy bunch of sloppy songs. i love it. you will hate it. (wrench)

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Friend of the Devil: LIL BUNNIES 'Bunnyhole' 7" (Wrench) £2.50 / $4 This is my second suffering of Lil Bunnies and they are even more insane than last time round on 'Unabunnie'. Of course, the bunny fixation is still there hinting at some kind of bestial lust (yep, you've read right). The A-side is simply the line "get outta my bunnyhole" repeated ad nauseam above one minutes worth of noisecore. Kinda like the needle getting stuck on a Boredoms record. The stark minimalism is repeated on 'Be Kind To The Animals', but here the band can't be bothered to finish off the song properly so it just cuts off abruptly. Any wonder they got banned from playing Gilman's in San Fran? 6/10

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Alternative Action: LIL BUNNIES unabunnie EP (5-songs) Wrench 1996 stunch 8 english release USA noisepoppunk weirdos

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Fracture Fanzine: LIL' BUNNIES - "S/T" 7". Now this is just taking garage to silly extremes. Even more distorted then LOS ASS DRAGGERS, you occasionally grab some vocals but asides from that it just sounds as though there's one hell of a big lump of fluff on your needle. (RR)

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Allans (some limey skate shop): LIL BUNNIES (Get Out Of My) Bunny Hole 7" 2.49 Wrench. Hailing from Sacramento,California this is their fourth single in as many years, known more for their outrageous live events getting them banned from almost every venue in the States. Limited to 1000 copies.

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Vinyl Vaults Distributer: LIL BUNNIES* Bunnie hole -Jesus this is so fuckin' bad you just have to laugh!! sounds like they're smashing their instruments up & you get some geezer growling ' Get outta my fuckin' bunny hole' nice! avoid at all costs-oopps guess I better sell the copies I got so please buy buy!!

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Subterranean: LIL BUNNIES "Bunnie Hole" WRENCH 13-7 7" $4.55 These Sacramento nutcases take the cake. Look people, if you prefer your rock to ROCK, if you want your punk to be played by a buncha PUNKS, if your fi must be LOW, if you want a band that means it when they scream "Get out of my bunnie hole, asshole!" then you may have a chance in hell at surviving this record. Deranged, depraved, delinquent, devastating. (WRENCH)

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Rational Inquirer: LIL BUNNIES "Unabunnie" 7" Seemingly very unintelligible, these bunch of dorks manage to pull off a memorable record. The whole bunny motif is kind of stupid as is the unabomber thing, but the music is kind of interesting. I think these guys use an accordion for god's sake. Wrench Records, BCM Box 4049, London, WC1N 3XX (KS)

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the Phoenix New Times: Lil’ Bunnies Unabunnie EP Sacramento’s Lil’ Bunnies are the crude, drunken forebears of noisy sludge-rock. The band is like an idiot-savant version of the Melvins dressed in bunny suits (which they never wash--good luck, y’know). “We don’t need words, we don’t need no stupid manifesto, all we need are guitar, organs, bass, drums and bombs--we will destroy you, little man!” And you thought Ted Kaczinski was psychotic. Not recommended for children under 7. (Wrench Records, BCM Box 4049, London, WC1N 3XX)

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Date: Wed, 3 Jan 1996
From: THRASHBY
Subject: I've eaten better bowls of dick...

Fuck you, bunny boy. I got more dollies than you could shake your little bunny dick at. In fact, I don't think I'm comin' out there - I'll send one of my little girlie dollies to kick you smack in the balls. I woulda wrote back to threaten your ass sooner, but my dollies are so fuckin' mean and nasty they were busy kickin' Santa's ass, and I couldn't pass up watchin' that. Gosh, you don't know anything about dollies, do you? Well, mine aren't the dress-up kind you share with your skirt- wearin' friends. Mine are *real* fuckin' dolls, real *ass* kickin' dolls. When you're done suckin' your bunny thumbs, I'm sendin' 'em out there to snap 'em off and shove 'em straight up your bunny ass. Write a bunny song about that, fucker.

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SnackCake!
PO Box 13658, Berkeley, CA 94712-4658.
http://www.snackcake.com/3/smartys.html
Lil Bunnies, six song 7" "We're the Lil Bunnies...and you think its funny...but its not...FUCK YOU!"
Just seeing the cover of this thing indicated that I was in for a treat. A swath of Easter wrapping paper graces the front; "Lil Bunnies" is scrawled over it in either red paint, nail polish or possibly some sort of bodily fluid. The back cover frankly depicts two mean bunnies beating the shit out of a 'lil' bunny. Accordingly, the record itself is on bunny-friendly marbled pink vinyl. Musically, what we have here can arguably be called the concept album of the nineties. "Carrot Belly Bunny Rock," excerpted above, is followed by "Bunny Hop" ("lil bunny sniffin' glue...lil bunny say FUCK YOU!/ hop-hop-hop-hop-hop-hop"), "Lepus Interruptus" (an instrumental), "Carrot Juice Stomp" ("lil bunny hit you in the head/lil bunny hit you til you're fucking dead"), "Hop, Fight and Fuck" (self explanatory) and finally, "Bunnies." This last number provides a surprisingly delicate closing to this tumultuous saga and imparts its final message: "Bunnies are our friends...please don't make him sad...please don't make him mad." View it as a kind of sequel to Watership Down, in which the furry little creatures have learned that brute force is the only viable solution to the nagging problem known as humanity. A masterpiece! Write the Lil Bunnies for merchandise, such as Lil Bunnies Oven Mitts and Lil Bunnies Lucky Human Foots.

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NME (New Music Express)

LIL BUNNIES Bunnie Hole (Wrench) Radiohead may be able to say that Nigel Godrich did theirs. Massive Attack can say they did their own. Meanwhile, only the Lil Bunnies can truly claim that their record was recorded by Fuck Hare and The Shit Rabbit. This record features a rabbit crudely drawn to resemble a penis on the cover, which is good because if you can imagine that, only a lot louder, in a well, then that's what this sounds like. 'Fuck you' advises the sleeve. It may be right. But until we find out, we shall speak no further on this matter.

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K Records being naive

Lil Bunnies Unabunny 45 (Wrench) UK import. Ultraviolent reign of terror from our cuddly buddies. Superpink/superpunk, & timely too.

Click hear to here more than you wanna here about stupid UNABUNNY song swiped from the limey site (like most of this other crud)

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Typical Lil Bunnies fan: "My mom says that I'm more into punk than most people"
http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/5417/

SKUNK GIRL INFO: Hi...It's me Skunk Girl again. Here's some stuff about me: I am 18 years old and I live in Greenville, South Carolina, like I said. It really sucks here in Greenville. There are a lot of stupid punks here that think they are so cool when they beat girls up. And a lot of punks are totally into drugs, which I'm not into, so I don't really get along with many people here. I live with my mom and my 5 dogs, 5 fish, 3 horses, 1 cat, and my skunk! I love my skunk. His name is Two-Tone...and he's totally cute. I'm a freshman in college. I go to University of South Carolina in Spartanburg. I'm majoring in Psychology. Next year, I plan to go to USC in Columbia and get out of this hell hole. I babysit two kids: Kagan who is 10 and Kylie who is 8. They're parents are divorced. I feel really bad for them, but they can be sooo annoying. I also make shit for money, but I don't have to pay for much. I have a wonderful boyfriend named Josh. He lives in California and he's a freshman at Berkeley. He works at Lookout! to get free CDs! (Yuck!). He is gorgeous!! And he's doing this page for me cause he's really sweet. I love him to death!!!! I'm really, really into punk. My mom says that I'm more into punk than most people. But how does she know? She hasn't met the whole punk population.› Some of my favorite bands are: TILTWHEEL, F.Y.P, I-SPY, MUCHACHA, NOBODYS, LIL BUNNIES, LES TURDZ, FITZ OF DEPRESSION. A lot of stuff. I DON'T LIKE SKA THAT MUCH...EVEN THOUGH IT MAY SEEM LIKE IT WITH THIS PAGE BEING TWO TONE AND SHIT. BUT I LOVE SKUNKS!

Skunk Girl
Skunk_Punk@msn.com
1754 Woodruff Rd. #211
Greenville, SC 29607