You can have my cock when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

 

Okay, you don't really have to pry it from my cold dead finger. If you would like a cock-pop, yes a nice Mexican candy shaped like a fighting cock, send me your address. I've got a bunch left from when Bill and I went to Texas a couple weeks ago. The wrapper has a fighting cock on it, and they taste like freaky Mexican fruits. Your choice of: grape, peach, raspberry, currante, pineapple and lemon. Wait, hold on, I'll scan 'em for you. While you wait for the picture to load, I'll tell you about my idea for a ride (I just got back from the State Fair). It's called "The Chunder Thunder from Down Under" and Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan will feed you all the shrimp you can eat "Throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate" and then you go on the ride and puke it all up over everyone else. You should probably also drink Fosters (Asstralian for Schlitz, mate). Man, I've got to quit thinking like Dave Ninja.

Cocksickle - Now available in Currante!!