broke back dave

My back has hurt since the seizure so I mention that to my neurologist. I say I've been taking 800mg of Advil but it's still hard for me to sleep. There's nothing he can do since I'm trapped in the Kaiser Hospital system. No "take these pain pills or muscle relaxants". No, "let me send you straight to another doctor". It's, "Sorry, but you have to make an appointment with your assigned doctor". An assigned doctor I haven't seen before. Kaiser's red tape is as bad as the government and it's 2pm on Friday afternoon. And it's all with a $30 co-pay.

seizure-o-matic

Ah, the joy of having a seizure! I really hope no one who reads this will ever have a seizure. They're a pain in the ass. But as Old Man Foster said, better here than India where monkeys would bite off my balls.

Round 2 Begins: India!

Remember this? I barely do. I'm getting ready to start Round 2 of my trip. This time it's India style.

My birthday cake that Keri made me (my friend Keri, not my sister Cary). Keri's 6-year-old daughter Lydia made me a really nice card that she taped 71 cents to for luck!