August 15, 2005

Skipper's going to hell

Posted by DaveSmith

Well, not really. But my roommate got accepted to grad school in Monterey, so we're having a party: Get Out of Town, Skipper!

Skipper scheduled it for Friday Aug 19, 2005 at 8:00 PM. If'n you want to show up early, I'll be here. Probably sitting on the front porch drinking beer. Maybe moonshine, if it shows up. Skipper's a really good cook, so show up hungry and armed and demand steak.

Skipper didn't think he was accepted to grad school but it was late notice. He got an email saying, "School starts in 2 weeks". Monterey, for people who don't know, is a bit cheaper than San Francisco, but it's still pricey. Two weeks to find a place to live ain't much. I reckon he'll be camping out on the campus lawn until he finds a place.

I've been looking for a roommate and get tons of replies from Nigeria and the UK saying they'll send me a check for $5,000 for 2 months. The scam on that one is easy, but the ones that say they'll pay an extra $100 a month puzzle me. I figure if I said sure, then they'd offer the $5,000 money order. Mary the Messenger was supposed to move in, but now she isn't. She's training for a bicycle race and was looking for a cheap place to live.

So okay, nothing about Perth. Yes, there's hookers around here. This neighborhood is rapidly undergoing gentrification (which is the 50 cent word for it's getting nice). Who knows how long they'll stick around. She did lower her price to give Skipper a blow job to $5 though.

Hey Jay! I don't know when I'll be heading back to Japan. I'll see how much money I can save up here. If I had the Asian girl fetish that most Americans have, I'd be there for sure.

My new craigslist post for the spare room:


Oh yeah, if you'd like to be removed from this, let me know. I don't know why anyone would care about what I do anyway.

Posted by DaveSmith at August 15, 2005 08:05 PM

So you gave everybody around the world their moonshine but YOU drank mine.......way to go me think, paybacks are always cool, every dog has his/her day (don,t you hate this political correct SHIT).Maybe I will do a shit job on rebuilding your Ducati motor just to teach you a lesson , it will come with a 3 metre, 3 second do you like these apples.
Bullshit are they hanging and this site is turning into a cross between Dallas and the golden oldy "peyton place"
Ah , the olden days when a spade was a spade, when queers wern,t accepted and your mother could beat the shit out of you because you really deserved it and it was a lesson that you did not appreciate at the time but later you realised that it was out of love
That is what this site and understanding, come on you regular wankers, stop the bullshit and inspire an old man, I need insite before I shift off to the after world
Go the Dave
Bob Brown.......Aussie

Posted by: Bob Brown at August 16, 2005 02:33 AM

Hey Dave, I got some o' that ol' moonshine left here 'cause no one is game to drink it after they smell it! The hut at Arthurs Pass is looking grand. Lee says hello, and my stocks of home brew beer are still not up to where they were before you got here!
Onya, mate.

Nigel in NZ

Posted by: Nigel Marx at August 17, 2005 05:11 AM

I like moonshine, it's good. We attempted to see if goldfish liked it, but they didn't. Made them look like a boomerang.

Posted by: Dr. Biggles at August 19, 2005 09:49 AM

Oops - forgot about this shindig yesterday until it was too late. Completely off topic - just heard Biscuit (Big Boys) died the other day. Fuck.

Posted by: Lurch at August 20, 2005 02:49 PM

here`s a snip--- on biscuit...
Where`s my shine boy!!!---Anyways i staggered pretty hard the other day with a %30 percent shoo chuu stupor...
Maybe i`ll see the couch in Sactoe in September or so..
I tried to explain the term "whiskey dick" at the irish japanese bar.They asked why some whisky is called whiskey....i dunno...
if ya had just a "girl fetish"would ya be here???The poster that likes meat--ya should check yaki niku,BBQ horse and pork shoulder!!!!

Posted by: jay at August 22, 2005 02:08 AM

Somebody's trying to tell you something........about the viagra

Posted by: so suck it at August 31, 2005 09:25 PM

Hi there, i just joined the hospitality list of which you are a member, and noticed we have a few things in common:
1) we have traveled the world by motorcycle (okay, well YOU have, I've only done the U.S.)
2) we live only a few blocks from eachother
3)we are hospitable and interesting people

anyway, cheers to you. maybe we'll cross paths someday.


Posted by: gaela at September 1, 2005 12:34 AM